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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville in The Last Stand (2013)

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The Last Stand

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  • Diner Regular: You're talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I'm afraid of death?
  • [after his Corvette ZR1 is wrecked]
  • Gabriel Cortez: You fucked up my car.
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: You fucked up my day off.
  • [Sheriff Owens jumps into the diner for cover]
  • Irv: How are you sheriff?
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Old.
  • Irv: Nah, you got a ways to go yet.
  • [Mrs. Salazar shoots unsuspecting bad guy, saving Ray's life]
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Mrs. Salazar!
  • Mrs. Salazar: Sheriff!
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Obliged.
  • Mrs. Salazar: Put the hurt on 'em, Ray!
  • [last lines]
  • Mayor: Ray? Ray! What in God's name happened to my car?
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Well, next time don't park it in the fire zone.
  • [Owens and his deputies turn around and walk into the diner]
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Schmuck.
  • Gabriel Cortez: Don't try to see death coming. You won't.
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Welcome to Sommerton!
  • Sarah Torrance: I was scared shitless. I mean, I could barely keep my hands from shaking.
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: That's quite normal. I mean, everyone feels like that during a firefight. I'll tell you a secret. I'm probably more afraid then you are right now.
  • Sarah Torrance: Whoa... What? How can that be?
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Because I've seen enough blood and death. I know what's coming.
  • Burrell: Who the hell are you?
  • [Burrell pulls out his gun, but Owens shoots him in the forehead]
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: I am the Sheriff.
  • Burrell: If you don't want the silver you gotta take the lead.
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: You make us immigrants look bad.
  • Lewis Dinkum: [to Sheriff Owens] Wow, you lookin' jacked, you've been working out?
  • Burrell: Shoot anything that moves! If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway!
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: Do you have stupid names for all your shit?
  • Lewis Dinkum: Only the shit I love!
  • Gabriel Cortez: [having been stabbed in the leg with his own knife following a lengthy struggle] Okay... OKAY... 10... 20 million... 20 million dollars Just To Look The Other Way!
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: [bluntly] My Honor Is Not For Sale!
  • Gabriel Cortez: [screeching in frustration] FUCK YOUR HONOR!
  • [futilely starts dragging himself along the bridge towards Mexico]
  • Lewis Dinkum: Vicky? She's my little Nazi-killer. 1939 Vickers gun. My little crazy bitch.
  • The Lawyer: He says his arms hurts from where you grabbed him.
  • Agent John Bannister: He was reaching for something. I was worried for my life. So I tried to hit you. I should have hit you the fuck harder.
  • Man in Orange Suit: That's such bullshit.
  • Agent John Bannister: Oh, so now you speak English?
  • Man in Orange Suit: If you knew any Spanish, you'd know I was barely speaking it a minute ago.
  • Gabriel Cortez: Death doesn't come when you expect it. Driving a racecar. Or in a gunfight. Death is waiting in the kitchen when you get up at night for a glass of milk. My niece. My sister's oldest. She was a good girl. I practically raised her. Then one night I find her pointing a Glock at me in the kitchen. If she hadn't hesitated, it would have been my brains splattered all over the marble floor instead of hers.
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: [drops handcuffs at Cortez's feet] Put Them On
  • [glowers]
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: OR I WILL
  • Agent John Bannister: Good for him. Good for him.
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: We are not going to let that guy come through our town without a fight.
  • [first lines]
  • State Trooper: [getting on the radio after being passed] Dispatch...
  • Dispatcher: Go ahead...
  • State Trooper: Contact the FAA and tell them some smart ass is flying a jet plane around out here without any lights.
  • Burrell: Look at that ass. I could kill for that ass.
  • Agent John Bannister: I got a psychopath in the Batmobile.
  • [FBI finally arrives after the battle]
  • Frank Martinez: Here comes the cavalry.
  • Agent John Bannister: John Bannister FBI.
  • Sarah Torrance: Glad you could make it.
  • Gabriel Cortez: [justifying] 3000 Mexicans come across the border, every day! You shouldn't mind, if one goes back?
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: [annoyed] You Give Immigrants... A Bad Name/Don't make us immigrants, look bad!
  • Sheriff Ray Owens: [about to fight Cortez] Game on.

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