Gregory Abbey credited as playing...
Raphael
- Casey Jones: So... I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back? Doing what? To who?
- 1988 Michelangelo: All I know is we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for your stupid Shredder.
- Raphael: OUR Shredder? YOUR Shredder started this whole "stupid mess" with his stupid Technodrome in the stupid first place!
- 1988 Raphael: Yeah, but your Shredder's like totally psycho-evil.
- 1988 Donatello: Ours is just decaf.
- 1988 Leonardo: Yeah. He won't keep you up at night.
- Casey Jones: ...Your doubles ain't exactly playing with a full deck, are they?
- Michelangelo: And they're really annoying.
- Casey Jones: Gotcha. Up to speed now.
- Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us from other worlds... I don't see it.
- Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-coloured headbands?
- Mirage Raphael: Heh, sellouts.
- Raphael: Uh, well...
- [points at the 87' Turtles]
- Raphael: Check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.
- Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!
- Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right?
- [Mirage Raphael pins Raphael's arm behind his back and kicks him]
- Raphael: OW! Geez, what a hardcase.
- [the 88' Turtles grin at Raphael]
- Raphael: What?
- Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987, Leonardo 1987: Nothing.
- Michelangelo: Time to hit the sewers, my brothers!
- Donatello 1987: [87' Michelangelo tries to lift up a manhole cover, struggling] These things are a lot heavier in your dimension!
- Raphael: Out of the way, tubby. Alright, everybody into the pool.
- Donatello 1987: Whew, your sewers really stink!
- Donatello: Umm, you don't have any nostrils.
- Donatello 1987: Touché.
- Michelangelo 1987: Hey, what about the Technodrome?
- Raphael: That crate moves about as fast as you guys. We'll catch up to it.
- [Watching the 1988 turtles save April in their dimension]
- Raphael: Was that a mutant... banana?
- Michelangelo: This dimension is seriously messes up!
- Leonardo: Hun mentioned the one "true" Shredder.
- Raphael: And you know what that means.
- Michelangelo: Our little alien Utrom is back.
- Raphael 1987: Utrom Shredder? Sounds swedish!
- [the 87' Turtles all laugh]
- Michelangelo: Stop it, stop it, stop it! Can't you guys be serious about anything?
- Leonardo 1987: They're right, this is serious. I say we head to our lair, pick up our anti-Technodrome gear and go put it to good use. But first, we've got to save April!
- Donatello 1987: Okay guys, here's everything we'll need to take down the Technodrome. Exploding throwing stars, Anti-Technodrome roller skates, SPF 1000 sunblock.
- Raphael 1987: And I've got the pizzas! We're good to go!
- Leonardo: ...You're joking, right?
- Raphael: We came all the way to "Wacky World" for this junk?
- Raphael: So what's with the new look gruesome?
- Hun: That mutagen turned me into the last thing I touched! MUTANT TURTLE FLITH!
- 1988 Raphael: [Breaks fourth wall] That's not true, we shower regulary
- [Hun gets confused and yells]
- Leonardo: You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious.
- Donatello: Lethal.
- Michelangelo: Competent!
- Raphael: We go in, no saying if we come out.
- [the 87' Turtles nervously look at each other]
- Leonardo 1987: Let's do this.
- Leonardo: Today, we're more then allies. We're brothers.
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Go green machine!
- Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael: It's ninja time!
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!
- Raphael: Grr, annoying power.
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!
- Raphael: Move it, half-shell!
- Michelangelo 1987: Quit shoving!
- Raphael: You plan on doing us in, there's gotta be an easier way!
- The Shredder: Oh, you shall perish, but not yet. You see, like you, I recently learned that ours is but a single dimension in a multiverse of dimensions. Intrigued, I used this very portal to survey them all. Which is when I made a startling, horrible discovery. There are not simple eight of you, but SCORES OF YOU! Behold, a multiverse of accursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
- [the Portal displays large images of multiple Turtle dimensions]
- 1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: AWESOME!
- The Shredder: Destroying the eight of you would accomplish nothing! So long as ninja turtles exist somewhere in the multiverse, they will interfere in the plans of The Shredder. Our epic battle is never going to end unless I put an end to turtles... FOREVER!
- Splinter: Even a creature as power-mad as you, cannot believe he has the ability to subvert the entire multiverse!
- The Shredder: Let us put that to a test, vermin! It seems like branches hanging off a single tree, each of these dimensions sprang from a common source. Destroy the source, and you would set off a chain reaction that would destroy ninja turtles everywhere, forever more! And so, you are being scanned. Broken down, for the sole purpose of discovering your "source" DNA. Two turtle teams from two turtle worlds. Different in so many ways, but deep down there are similarities. And those similarities will point the path to the source dimension: Turtle Prime!
- [Bebop, Rocksteady and the robot Foot Soldiers charge the turtles]
- Leonardo: Uh... so, how do you guys normally handle these situations?
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!
- [Rush off to battle]
- Michelangelo: Don't ya just love these guys? Cowabunga!
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Cowabunga!
- Raphael: Geez, it's like having five Mikey's now!
- Michelangelo: Come on, Raph. Lighten up. Our cowabunga cousins aren't so bad. Right, guys?
- 1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: [Tackling Michelangelo] Wet Willie!
- Michelangelo: You got me!
- [laughs]
- Raphael: Not bad? They're clowns, not ninjas!
- 1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: Oh yeah?
- Raphael: Yeah!
- Splinter: Enough! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him. You are ninja, all of you. And, all are welcome here. Do not embarrass your sensei.
- 1988 Donatello: He may not look exactly like our Splinter, but he sure sounds like him.
- Raphael: Yeah, uh, sorry about the 'clown' crack.