- Elena Gilbert: You weren't in class, I was worried.
- Stefan Salvatore: Yeah, I got your messages, and... sorry I didn't get back to you. But what I want to say shouldn't be said over the phone.
- Elena Gilbert: A simple "I didn't kill my brother" text would have sufficed.
- Stefan Salvatore: I didn't kill my brother... as much as he deserved it.
- Alaric Saltzman: [to Jeremy] You know that your old teacher had a jackass file? No joke. It's, uh, typed on a label. It has all the troublemakers in it. But really, it's just an opus to you.
- Damon Salvatore: I got the town off our back, it was for the greater good, but I'm sorry. And to prove it, I'm not going to feed on a human for at least a... week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
- Stefan Salvatore: Because I realize killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet, somehow it's worthy of humor.
- Damon Salvatore: Are you mimicking me?
- Damon Salvatore: And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead brooding. This is fun, I like this.
- Stefan Salvatore: Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire-haters if off our back, I can go back to my routine of "how can I destroy Stefan's life this week?"
- Stefan Salvatore: And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead brooding. This is fun, I like this.
- Stefan Salvatore: And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.
- Damon Salvatore: Yeah... I'm done.
- Elena Gilbert: I'm sorry, Stefan. I thought that I couldn't be with you, but I can. You don't have to push me away. I can do this.
- Stefan Salvatore: I can't. I... I have to leave, Elena. Too many people have died, too much has happened.
- Damon Salvatore: [offers Stefan coffee] Come on, you need it for blood circulation. Does dead flesh good.
- [last lines]
- Logan Fell: [at the door] Hello, Jenna.
- Jenna Sommers: Logan.
- Logan Fell: Aren't you gonna invite me in?
- Matt Donovan: [in passing] Hey.
- Caroline Forbes: Hey.
- [whirls around]
- Caroline Forbes: What is that?
- Matt Donovan: What is what?
- Caroline Forbes: The "hey". Now it's twice. That is two "heys". That's... Do you have any other words in your vocabulary?
- [folds arms]
- Matt Donovan: What's wrong with "hey"?
- Caroline Forbes: It reeks of awkward subtext. You spent the night in my bed. There was... cuddling, and you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn't have to face me. Which I must say, is a total lame-guy move that I did not appreciate. And now with the "heys", seriously? I mean,
- [scoffs]
- Caroline Forbes: I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party, but do not mistake that for me being a pushover. Because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.