The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

162 Candles (2009)

Arielle Kebbel: Lexi Branson

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• Stefan Salvatore : Lexi?

  Lexi : Hi.

  Stefan Salvatore : What are you doing here?

  Lexi : How could you even ask that?

  Stefan Salvatore : I missed you.

  Lexi : Happy birthday.

• Damon Salvatore : What an unexpected surprise.

  Lexi : Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.

• Stefan Salvatore : Katherine and Elena may look the same on the outside, but on the inside they are completely different.

  Lexi : Oh, so Elena's not a raging bitch then, huh?

• Lexi : Ah. The famous Elena.

  Elena Gilbert : Towel girl.

  Lexi : I've been called worse. Here.

  [Lexi hands Elena a shot of alcohol] 

  Elena Gilbert : I didn't know that you guys could drink.

  Lexi : Oh, yeah. It helps curb the cravings. But... makes for a lot of lushy vamps.

  Elena Gilbert : You know, I've never seen Stefan drunk. He always seems so...

  Lexi : Uptight?

  Elena Gilbert : Yeah.

  Lexi : Yeah.

  Elena Gilbert : But not with you.

  Lexi : Well, that's the benefit of knowing someone for over a hundred years. You can just be yourself.

  Elena Gilbert : Yeah, he can't be himself with me.

  Lexi : Well, not yet. The first step was him telling you. The rest comes with time.

  Elena Gilbert : You seem so sure.

  Lexi : The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you're going through: denial, anger, et cetera. But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.

• Stefan Salvatore : Elena is... Elena's warm. And she's... she's kind and she's caring and she's selfless... and it's real. And... honestly, when I'm around her... I completely forget what I am.

  Lexi : Oh my God! You're in love with her.

  Stefan Salvatore : Yeah. Yeah, I am.

• Lexi : So this Elena girl. She'll come around. I'm sure of it. Have you had sex yet?

  Stefan Salvatore : No.

  Lexi : Sex always works. I mean you'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

  Stefan Salvatore : Yeah, but see, this isn't about sex or... or compulsion or any of our other tricks. She has to want to be with me on her own terms.

  Lexi : Wow. That sounded all mature and grown up.

  Stefan Salvatore : [smiling]  I'm not getting any old.

• Damon Salvatore : Why are you so mean to me?

  Lexi : Uh, have you met you? You're not a nice person.

  Damon Salvatore : Because I'm a vampire.

  Lexi : But you're only the bad parts.

  Damon Salvatore : [teasing]  Teach me to be good.

• Damon Salvatore : I have a diabolical master plan.

  Lexi : What is it?

  Damon Salvatore : Well if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, now would it?