Comedy Edition, Show 1: Seth Green, Orlando Jones, Jimmy Kimmel

Regis Philbin: [on the $500 question] "An athlete would most likely use a pommel horse when competing in what sport?"

Seth Green: Gymnastics.

Regis Philbin: Gymnastics- give me a chance, will ya? Skiing, archery, track and field.

Seth Green: Uh... A: Gymnastics.

Regis Philbin: Final?

Seth Green: Yeah.

Regis Philbin: Yeah, he's got it for $500. Had it all the while. He's up to $1,000. "What professional is most likely to read a person his Miranda rights?"

Seth Green: Police officer.

Regis Philbin: Seth, you're getting on my nerves now.