Luke Evans credited as playing...
Aramis
- Richelieu: Well-played. I could use men like you.
- [Richelieu holds out his hand; Aramis takes it to kiss it, then stops]
- Aramis: Ehh... I already have a job.
- Athos: I'm a drunk.
- Porthos: I'm independently wealthy.
- D'Artagnan: Thanks, but no.
- Richelieu: The day will come when you'll wish you had said "yes".
- D'Artagnan: Maybe. But not today.
- D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?
- Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.
- [pause]
- Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.
- D'Artagnan: French.
- Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.
- D'Artagnan: You're joking.
- Aramis: That's what they all say.