The Change-Up (2011)
Leslie Mann: Jamie Lockwood
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Quotes
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Mitch Planko : I know. You once took your vibrator into the bathtub. You then got electrocuted while using it and now you have a bald spot on your vagina.
Jamie Lockwood : [slaps Dave] How dare you tell him!
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Jamie Lockwood : [Mitch at the door] He's early.
Dave : Yeah, you'd be early too if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.
Cara Lockwood : What's "hummus"?
Dave : That is a Mediterranean spread, honey.
Cara Lockwood : What's "master-ate"?
Jamie Lockwood : It's a cracker.
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Jamie Lockwood : [opens door] Oh hi, Mitch! Your hair looks good.
Mitch Planko : Thanks! Yeah, I had to cut it for a... fucking tampon commercial.
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Jamie Lockwood : I need to lay off the Thai food.
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[first lines]
Jamie Lockwood : [early morning baby crying] Your turn...