- Freddy Flenders: We still need some good driving to make this Roddy Cooper's best picture yet.
- Luke Duke: Well, we'd like to 'blidge, but we're in this race.
- Freddy Flenders: Now if it's only a matter of money, I could, pay you, eh... twentyfive thousand.
- Bo Duke: Twentyfive thousand dollars?
- Freddy Flenders: Alright, make it fifty thousand. But that's my final offer.
- Luke Duke: Well, we'd better talk this over
- [the three cousins huddle together as Freddy winks at the director]
- Bo Duke: What do you think?
- Luke Duke: There's no thinking to it. With that kinda money we can pay off Uncle Jesse's farm.
- Daisy Duke: That's right, and old Boss Hogg can race hisself around the world.
- [laughs]
- Daisy Duke: It's Freddy Flenders you want, Sherriff. He's skedaddled with all our money and the film too.
- Bo Duke: Yeah, just give us 24 hours. We can't find that conman, you can lock Boss up and throw away the key.
- Boss Hogg: That's right, throw away the key. Eh... huh?
- Sherriff: Something tells me you folks are tellin' the truth.
- Boss Hogg: Oh, they're honest as the day is long. Them Dukes is known for flat out honest to goodness superscrupulous truth-tellin'. Why...
- Sherriff: [interrupting] Get him outta here before I change my mind!
- Bo Duke: I think Freddy spotted us. Now he's trying to hide hisself in that studio tour.
- Daisy Duke: Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find him on a tourist tram.
- Luke Duke: Don't count on it, cous'. He knows his way around this place like a snake in a gopher patch.
- Bo Duke: Let's go.
- Daisy Duke: You wait right here, Roddy, 'cause we're gonna be back in a flash with your cash.
- Freddy Flenders: [caught by the Dukes] Oh, hi everybody. By the way, your checks are in the mail.
- Luke Duke: Aha, and a good fairy's bringin them, right?