Dianna Agron credited as playing...
Quinn Fabray
- Kendra Giardi: [stunned to see her kids all asleep in bed] I think this is the first time they have all been asleep at the same time. What's that smell?
- Quinn Fabray: Soap.
- Terri Schuester: You got them to take a bath?
- Kendra Giardi: What are you, an exorcist?
- Quinn Fabray: Hey, Kurt, can I pick your pink brain for a second?
- Kurt Hummel: Why, hello, Quinn. To what do I owe the honor? I do believe this is the first time you've ever spoken to me.
- Quinn Fabray: I'm sorry about that. Anyways, I have a proposition to make: a makeover.
- Kurt Hummel: I'm in! Makeovers are like crack to me.
- Quinn Fabray: Uh-huh.
- Kurt Hummel: My suggestion? SPANX. Or a double-knit camisole with a control top for the baby bump. Also, babydoll dresses, dead giveaway.
- Quinn Fabray: Not for me. For Rachel.
- Kurt Hummel: And why would I want to do that? I admit I like a challenge as much as the next guy, but Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
- Quinn Fabray: My point exactly. You're as concerned about the Glee Club succeeding as I am, and she's a distraction. Look at her. She's wearing a pantsuit. Don't you think the judges are going to take one look at her and maybe want to knock her down a peg or two?
- Kurt Hummel: And to think, I thought you were a dumb blonde. Deal.
- Quinn Fabray: What are you doing Friday night?
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
- Santana Lopez: Keep your paws off my man. Clear?
- Quinn Fabray: Who's your man?
- Santana Lopez: Don't play stupid, tubbers. Oh, and for the record, asking someone to babysit with you is super '90s.
- Quinn Fabray: I happen to know that Puck cares about me.
- Santana Lopez: Oh, wake up! While you two were babysitting, Puck and I were sexting.
- Quinn Fabray: Sexting?
- Santana Lopez: Sexy texting. Seriously, what era are you from? While you two were playing house, Puck and I were trading super-hot texts. Why don't you check his cell phone? 'Cause my sexts are too hot to erase.