Naya Rivera credited as playing...
Santana Lopez
- Santana Lopez: Keep your paws off my man. Clear?
- Quinn Fabray: Who's your man?
- Santana Lopez: Don't play stupid, tubbers. Oh, and for the record, asking someone to babysit with you is super '90s.
- Quinn Fabray: I happen to know that Puck cares about me.
- Santana Lopez: Oh, wake up! While you two were babysitting, Puck and I were sexting.
- Quinn Fabray: Sexting?
- Santana Lopez: Sexy texting. Seriously, what era are you from? While you two were playing house, Puck and I were trading super-hot texts. Why don't you check his cell phone? 'Cause my sexts are too hot to erase.