Mayen Mehta credited as playing...
Corporal Rahul Shah
- Beaver: [to Shah] Hey, we still on for tonight?
- Shah: Dude, what?
- Beaver: Poker. I want to whip them janitors like last time.
- Shah: Not now, Beaver.
- Beaver: What's wrong with now?
- Shah: We're in an emergency.
- Beaver: Man, this ain't no emergency. It's one crackpot with a grudge.
- [dips his finger in a cup of yogurt]
- Beaver: [to Captain Collins] I'd invite you, Ma'am, but there'll probably be a bit of locker room talk.
- [lasciviously licks the white yogurt off his finger]
- Beaver: [to Shah] I've been practicing against some of the best players in the world with this little green guy
- [points to green notebook]
- Beaver: . Thing's probably more powerful than this entire room.
- JJ Collins: Great story, Beaver. In what chapter do you shut the f**k up?
- Alexander: [holding the camera] This is Corporal Rahul Shah. Do you like being an American, Rahul?
- Shah: With all my heart.
- Alexander: But you're a Hindu.
- Shah: You can be both.
- Alexander: In America? You've never been mocked for your faith? Never been the subject to enhanced screenings at airports? Share the world what you've seen.
- Shah: I've seen you in the showers, and I can see why you're obsessed with missiles.
- Alexander: [insulted] Pathetic!