Bill Hader credited as playing...
Andy Warhol
- Andy Warhol: So what are you doin' on my turf, K?
- Young Agent K: Tracking a killer, a Bogladyte. We have reason to believe he's gonna hit here next, Glamourian.
- Andy Warhol: Glamourian?
- Young Agent K: Mm-hmmm.
- Andy Warhol: Right solar system, wrong planet. He's gotta be after the Arcanian.
- Young Agent K: No, Arcanians are extinct...
- Andy Warhol: Well, apparently they're not. One washed ashore last week. The whole Roswell circuit's all abuzz about it. Alien unicorn, last of its species. His name's Griffin, Griffin The Arcanian.
- Andy Warhol: [about J] Who's that guy? Okay, don't tell me he's your new partner.
- Young Agent K: Actually, he's my old partner. He travelled back from the future to save the planet...
- Andy Warhol: Jesus! Stop, don't tell me. I don't wanna know.
- Andy Warhol: K, you've got to fake my death. I can't listen to sitar music anymore!
- Young Agent K: All right, I'll see what I can do. I'll talk to X.
- [leaves]
- Andy Warhol: K, I can't tell the women from the men!
- [from trailer]
- Andy Warhol: Dammit K, trying to blow my cover?
- Agent J: Whoa, Andy Warhol's one of US?
- Andy Warhol: Who's the dumbass?
- Agent J: You know, I'd have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.
- Warhol Girl: Andy, Yoko's here to see you.
- Andy Warhol: [under his breath] Oh Yoko.
- [in character]
- Andy Warhol: Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger, it's... transcendent. Okay, now the pickle!
- Agent J: Actually, Mr. Warhol, I gotta tell you, I really love your work!
- Andy Warhol: Oh, oh thank you...
- [to K]
- Andy Warhol: who's the dumbass?
- Agent J: Whoa! Hey, how about a little professional courtesy here?
- Andy Warhol: What's that, dumbass?
- Agent J: Say it again...
- Andy Warhol: You want me to?
- Agent J: I dare you!
- Andy Warhol: Dumbass!
- Young Agent K: Agents...
- Agent J: You know, I don't have no problem pimp-slappin' the shiznit out of Andy Warhol!
- Andy Warhol: ...Wha?