Grown Ups (I) (2010)
Rob Schneider: Rob Hilliard
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Roxanne Chase-Feder : [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
Rob Hilliard : My wife.
Roxanne Chase-Feder : I'm sorry!
Rob Hilliard : I'm not.
[kisses his wife]
Marcus Higgins : [onlooking] Oh, grody.
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Eric Lamonsoff : I gotta make a sissy.
Kurt McKenzie : Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard : It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff : Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie : It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder : Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins : Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
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Rob Hilliard : Hey guys! Motion 78!
[the editing cuts back and forth from the play in the middle school game to the current game]
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Marcus Higgins : Why didn't you tell us she gets us?
Rob Hilliard : That's what I've been trying to say all along.