Sally Phillips credited as playing...
Mrs. Bennet
- Mr. Bennet: [cunningly] An unhappy alternative is before you. Your mother will never speak to you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins. And I will never speak to you again if you do.
- Mrs. Bennet: [realizing, outraged] Who will maintain you when your father is dead? No one, Elizabeth Bennet! You shall become a poor and pathetic spinster!
- Elizabeth Bennet: [near tears] Anything! Anything is to be preferred or endured rather than marrying without affection!
- Mrs. Bennet: [trying to be complimentary] Lady, may I take a moment to compliment you on your pantaloons. Your eyepatch. Fashion or function?
- Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Function.
- Mrs. Bennet: I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy?
- Mr. Darcy: No, every savage can dance. Why, I imagine that even zombies can do it to some degree of success.
- Mrs. Bennet: Do not worry, Mr. Collins, she shall be brought to reason.
- Parson Collins: Oh good!
- Elizabeth Bennet: No.
- Parson Collins: Oh no.
- Parson Collins: Is there absolutely no negotiation over Jane?
- Mrs. Bennet: The early bird catches the worm, Mr. Collins.
- Parson Collins: Indeed.
- Mr. Bennet: Be mindful of your talent for the delicate compliments, sir.