Waitress: What can I get for you, sir?
Sean - the Agent: I need something with a lot of carbs. You got spaghetti, something like that?
Waitress: Do you see it on the giant menu behind my head?
Sean - the Agent: Look, I just want something with a lot of carbs. You want to know why?
Waitress: Why.
Sean - the Agent: Because I'm going out tonight. Want to know something else?
Waitress: What.
Sean - the Agent: If I go out tonight, I'm gonna get laid.
Waitress: Great.
Sean - the Agent: Want to know something else?
Waitress: There's more?
Sean - the Agent: Sex with me? That's a workout. So I'm carbing up... for a workout.
Waitress: That's cute.
Sean - the Agent: You think?
Waitress: I'm still not giving you my number.
Sean - the Agent: What if I give you mine?
Waitress: Sir, do you want anything?
Sean - the Agent: ...handjob?
Waitress: Okay, I'm calling the manager.
