Jennifer Garner credited as playing...
- Susan: You're running from yourself, Arthur.
- Arthur: I wish I was, because I'd let me get away.
- Arthur: What was that?
- Susan: A French kiss.
- Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender. That was decidedly German.
- Susan: Reach into your pocket, pull out the ring, and say four little words.
- Arthur: Okay. Uh, I-don't-love-you.
- Susan: Try again.
- Arthur: I-like-other-girls.
- Susan: Oh, well, me too. Let's invite one over.
- Susan: I hear you have something to ask me.
- Arthur: Yeah, I do, as a matter of fact, Susan. Would you mind telling me what the bloody hell's been going on?
- Susan: We're having a magical night. I don't understand.
- Arthur: You don't understand that there's a macabre conspiracy to inveigle me into a loveless marriage?
- Vivienne: [upon learning her son got arrested on the way to her fundraiser] He's like a ship without an anchor.
- Susan: Maybe it's time we tied him to another ship.
- Arthur: Listen, Susan, is this about money? I've got news for you, you're already rich.
- Susan: I'm not *you* rich, Arthur. My family doesn't have a coat of arms.
- Arthur: I'll draw you one. It's quite simple. It's usually just a sword.
- Susan: Embarrass me again and my father will cut off...
- Arthur: I know, my tongue.
- Susan: ...no, your balls.
- Arthur: Not if I keep them moist.
- Susan: [drunk and half-naked] I was just at home feeling spontaneous. I decided to put on a little something spontaneous... and come over here spontaneously.
- Arthur: Susan, mentally ill people are spontaneous. It's all about context.
