Kevin Zegers credited as playing...
Dan Walker
- Parker O'Neil: Okay then, Lynch, what *is* the worst way to die?
- Joe Lynch: What...
- Parker O'Neil: No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?
- Joe Lynch: That's easy. The Sarlacc pit.
- Parker O'Neil: I'm sorry, the what?
- Joe Lynch: The Sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years - worst death ever.
- Dan Walker: [in a mocking whiny voice] Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?
- Parker O'Neil: I am not waiting till we get back to campus to eat. I am starving.
- Dan Walker: Why didn't you just eat some of that pizza?
- Parker O'Neil: Oh, that cardboard with tomato sauce you guys ate? That's not pizza. That's like roller-skating-rink-birthday-party pizza. No.
- Joe Lynch: There's a Papa Gino's in the way back. It's like 15 minutes down the mountain.
- Parker O'Neil: Sweet. I may eat a whole real pizza myself, thank you.
- Joe Lynch: [trying to pass time] What did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire say to her dad when she lost her virginity?
- Dan Walker: Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros.
- Joe Lynch: Yup.
- [first lines]
- Joe Lynch: I don't see her.
- Dan Walker: The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes.
- Parker O'Neil: Are you sure about this?
- Dan Walker: Yeah yeah, works all the time. Besides, this lady loves Lynch. Loves him.