Albert's Memorial (2009 TV Movie)
David Jason: Harry
Quotes
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[Albert has asked Harry and Frank to take his body from the morgue and bury it in Germany when he dies. Harry, who is a taxi-driver, thinks that there could be a problem with doing this...]
Harry : It's against my licence to carry a corpse... or a rabid dog, come to think of it.
Frank : [angrily] Fine, I'll order a mini-cab!
Harry : All right, all right. But if they catch us, they'll certify us. How would you like to spend the rest of your life in a padded cell?
Frank : [angrily] No problem... just so long as it isn't with you.
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[last words: Harry and Frank have just told each other that they are terminally ill, but they plan to make a final journey - to Vienna for Frank and to Venice for Harry - in Harry's taxi]
Frank : D'you think she'll make it?
Harry : What, the old cab? Yes - she's only got 270,000 on the clock. That's hardly run in - a bit like us, really.
[they chuckle]