Terry Crews credited as playing...
Hale Caesar
- Hale Caesar: Great, they got a small army. What have we got?
- [looks at Yin Yang]
- Hale Caesar: Four and a half men.
- [Everyone but Yin Yang laughs]
- Yin Yang: Not so funny.
- Hale Caesar: [after taking out a number of soldiers while his team is behind cover] Remember this shit at Christmas!
- Barney Ross: What the hell's he doing?
- Lee Christmas: Hanging a pirate.
- Barney Ross: Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?
- Gunnar Jensen: Hanging a pirate!
- Toll Road: That's seriously demented.
- Yin Yang: This is no good.
- Hale Caesar: Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder.
- Lee Christmas: What's he saying?
- Hale Caesar: He said we're dead with an accent.
- Barney Ross: We ain't dead.
- Hale Caesar: [holding his AA-12 shotgun] You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero.
- Hale Caesar: [Discussing his weapon with Toll Road] You know what? I trust you. I want you to meet my girlfriend.
- [Pulls out an improvised shotgun shell]
- Hale Caesar: Omya Kaboom.
- [shows Toll Road a miniature warhead]
- Hale Caesar: When Omya's prime is struck, she gets off a miniature warhead that arms itself. And when that happens, anything that gets in my lady's way becomes instant red sauce and Jell-O. And if that doesn't work...
- [leans over and pulls out a straight razor]
- Hale Caesar: ...her sister will.
- Pirate leader: I'll kill them all! I don't care.
- Hale Caesar: There are more fools in this world than people. So back off, cuz.
- Pirate leader: You back off! Huh?
- Hale Caesar: You know, you're gonna be dead anyway. So I'm gonna shut up.
- Hale Caesar: [Yang is all shaken up from his fight with Gunnar] What happened to you?
- Yin Yang: It's too sad to talk about.