Don Cheadle credited as playing...
Colonel James Rhodes
- Tony Stark: I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat now, I need your login.
- Colonel James Rhodes: It's same as it's always been, "WarMachine68."
- Tony Stark: And a password, please.
- Colonel James Rhodes: Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony.
- Tony Stark: It's not the '80s, nobody says "hack" anymore. Give me your login.
- Colonel James Rhodes: "WAR MACHINE ROX" with an "X," all caps.
- Tony Stark: [laughs]
- Colonel James Rhodes: Yeah, okay.
- Tony Stark: That is so much better than "Iron Patriot."
- Colonel James Rhodes: This is how you've been managing your downtime, huh?
- Tony Stark: Everybody needs a hobby.
- [President is wearing the Iron Patriot armor]
- Colonel James Rhodes: You look damn good, Mr. President. But I'm gonna need that suit back.
- Colonel James Rhodes: [sees Trevor] THIS is the Mandarin?
- Tony Stark: I know, right? It's embarrassing!
- Colonel James Rhodes: We couldn't save the President with the suit, how are we going to save Pepper with nothing?
- Tony Stark: Uh... say, Jarvis? Is it that time?
- Jarvis: The House Party Protocol, sir?
- Tony Stark: Correct.
- [the suits activate]
- Colonel James Rhodes: Give me a suit.
- [holds out arms]
- Tony Stark: Sorry, they're only coded to me. Don't worry, I got you covered.
- [a suit approaches Rhodey]
- Jarvis: Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
- Colonel James Rhodes: Very funny.
- Sweat Shop Agent: Savin? I've acquired the Patriot armor.
- Colonel James Rhodes: If you want this suit, you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.
- Sweat Shop Agent: That's the plan, Colonel.