- Verminous Skumm: AIDS is the best thing to come along since the Black Plague!
- [...]
- Verminous Skumm: I'm talking about spreading hate and ignorance, and I'm just the rat for the job. Once we let people know the kid has AIDS, we can panic the whole town!
- [...]
- Verminous Skumm: They'll be scared to death. See, when people panic, they don't think.
- [...]
- Verminous Skumm: If they don't think, they stay stupid about AIDS, and it can spread. Once it spreads far enough, we take over the Earth!
- Doctor: I know it must be a shock.
- Todd Andrews: Wait a second, doc. Are you telling me I've got... AIDS?
- Doctor: No, Todd, you tested positive for the HIV virus. And that leads to AIDS, but you don't have AIDS.
- Mrs. Andrews: How could it happen?
- Doctor: Well, there are only a few ways to contract the virus: Using drugs with needles, unprotected sex, or... he could've gotten it from that blood transfusion he had a few years back. They weren't testing for the AIDS virus then.
- Todd Andrews: Who cares how I got it? It stinks!
- [slams fist on desk]
- Todd Andrews: Ugh!
- [storms out]