Thomas Haden Church credited as playing...
Mr. Griffith
- Mr. Griffith: I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought... but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?
- Olive Penderghast: [Mocks interest] He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible.
- Mr. Griffith: Olive, Olive, Olive. Do you think that maybe you're reading a little too much into this assignment?
- Olive Penderghast: Well, I was really hoping to get an "A".
- Olive Penderghast: [points to the red "A" on her shirt] Get it? Get it?
- Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.
- Mr. Griffith: I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...
- Olive Penderghast: The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".
- Rhiannon: And it only took 20 seconds.
- Mr. Griffith: I'm hearing things...
- Olive Penderghast: The rumors are true. I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist.