Malcolm McDowell credited as playing...
Principal Gibbons
- Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
- Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
- Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
- [crowd screams]
- Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!
- [does a flip and scores a basket]
- Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!
- Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
- Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
- Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
- [Crowd is silent]
- Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
- [pretends to chuck wood]
- Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!
- Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.