New Tricks (TV Series)
Magic Majestic (2008)
Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing
Quotes
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[first lines]
Gerry Standing : # Doo, doo-doo dooo, doo, doo-doo dooo #
Gerry Standing : [is cut off by another car] Woah!
[coffee spills on him]
Gerry Standing : Aargh! Shit! You bleeding idiot, you could have killed the pair of us!
Guy Carse : You could have killed me, you moron.
Gerry Standing : What is your prob...
Guy Carse : Take your hands off me...
Gerry Standing : Eh!
Guy Carse : -Mr Bleeding Magoo. You don't belong on the road.
Gerry Standing : That's rich coming from you, you little...
[sees wheelchair]
Gerry Standing : Yeah!
Guy Carse : What did you say?
Gerry Standing : It was my right of way!
Guy Carse : Oh, king of the jungle reckons I'm not up to it. Proud of yourself are you, taking the piss out of the handicapped!
Gerry Standing : I'd leave it if I was you.
Guy Carse : Toothless old git!
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[last lines]
Gerry Standing : So. Gonna tell me about this hypnotist?
Brian Lane : Gerry, you've heard of a trigger? Well, the hypnotist plants in his subject a particular trigger, something familiar, close to the subject's heart. Hit that trigger, cause a nuclear reaction.
Gerry Standing : And what's my reaction?
Jack Halford : We daren't say.
Gerry Standing : Well, what's my *trigger*?
Brian Lane : Well, I'd give the music of Gerry Rafferty the widest possible berth.
[a new song starts on the jukebox]
Brian Lane , Det Supt Sandra Pullman , Jack Halford : No!