Take Me Home (2011)
Amber Jaeger: Claire
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Quotes
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Claire : Did you ever notice how really lonely men have large DVD collections?
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Claire : [Enters apartment to find her husband and another woman in the living room]
Eric : Oh, hey, hon. This is my... uh... Candy... This is Candy. You're not at work.
Claire : I'm not at work. I'm right here.
[pause]
Claire : Candy, could you excuse us?
Candy : Sure.
[Awkward five seconds goes by]
Candy : Oh, you mean...
[points to herself, then leaves]
Candy : .
Eric : Ok, now before you get all in a huff, just hear me out, ok? Candy's a new manager's assistant while Dawn's in Anaheim. I'm getting her acclimated.
Claire : To our home?
Eric : Yeah, we were in the neighborhood, ok? And I left my laptop...
Claire : Oh, Eric.
Eric : What? Claire...
Claire : Don't tell this to me, Eric.
Eric : What do you want to hear?
Claire : The truth.
Eric : The truth?
Claire : That you'd prefer spending time filing things in Candy's drawers than home with your wife.
Eric : You work just as much as I do. Ok, so...
Claire : This is like your side project, isn't it, Eric?
Eric : Oh, no, no, no, not right now. Not the big picture speech.
Claire : Working on it. It's like the bedroom walls that we never get around to re-painting... I mean, what are we doing here?
Candy : [Sticking her head around the corner] Can I say something?
[Eric and Claire turn to look at Candy]
Candy : Actually, I really like the paint in the bedroom.
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Claire : Hey, how's your boyfriend? What's his name again?
Suzanne : Chris?
Claire : Chris.
Suzanne : Oh, oh we broke up.
Claire : Oh, you did? I'm sorry.
Suzanne : Oh, it's ok. We never really fit anyway.
Claire : Yeah?
Suzanne : Um-hum. I mean, we tried to make it work but... he always wanted me to be somebody I'm not. You know?
Claire : Totally.
Suzanne : Correcting my grammar. Buying me clothes I didn't like. Putting a pillowcase over my head and bending me over the furniture. I just never got used to it.
Claire : Hm!
Suzanne : But, live and learn. Good guy, just not the one for me.
Claire : Yeah.
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Thom : If you're going past Newark I gotta charge you round trip. I don't make the rules, that's, that's headquarters... You can't go past New Brunswick either, that's, that's corporation limit. In fact, even New Brunswick's pushing it.
Claire : Will you shut up? I'm not paying you to talk, I'm paying you to drive. That's why I took a cab, so I could sit in the back, while some foreigner who speaks broken English could take me where I need to go!