Take Me Home (2011)

Brennan Elliott: Eric

Quotes 

• Claire : [Enters apartment to find her husband and another woman in the living room] 

  Eric : Oh, hey, hon. This is my... uh... Candy... This is Candy. You're not at work.

  Claire : I'm not at work. I'm right here.

  [pause] 

  Claire : Candy, could you excuse us?

  Candy : Sure.

  [Awkward five seconds goes by] 

  Candy : Oh, you mean...

  [points to herself, then leaves] 

  Candy : .

  Eric : Ok, now before you get all in a huff, just hear me out, ok? Candy's a new manager's assistant while Dawn's in Anaheim. I'm getting her acclimated.

  Claire : To our home?

  Eric : Yeah, we were in the neighborhood, ok? And I left my laptop...

  Claire : Oh, Eric.

  Eric : What? Claire...

  Claire : Don't tell this to me, Eric.

  Eric : What do you want to hear?

  Claire : The truth.

  Eric : The truth?

  Claire : That you'd prefer spending time filing things in Candy's drawers than home with your wife.

  Eric : You work just as much as I do. Ok, so...

  Claire : This is like your side project, isn't it, Eric?

  Eric : Oh, no, no, no, not right now. Not the big picture speech.

  Claire : Working on it. It's like the bedroom walls that we never get around to re-painting... I mean, what are we doing here?

  Candy : [Sticking her head around the corner]  Can I say something?

  [Eric and Claire turn to look at Candy] 

  Candy : Actually, I really like the paint in the bedroom.

• [last lines] 

  Eve : [on answering machine]  Hola, my beautiful sister. It's Eve. Happy belated Easter, for what that's worth, I don't know. I got your message and I think that would be so awesome. Lady, you pick the date, I am there. We'll eat, we'll surf, do everything you're supposed to do here in beautiful Encinitas. Which is, uh, eating and surfing, now that I think about it. Anyway, call me. I love you.

  Eric : [on answering machine]  Hey,it's, uh, it's Eric. I just called to let you know I dropped off some o' your mail. Uh, your landlord said he'd put it inside your apartment for you so I just wanna make sure you got it. I hope you're doing OK. Um, that's it. Okay. Bye.