Brad Pitt credited as playing...
Ladybug
- The Hornet: [as she's trying to inject Ladybug] One little prick, and you know what happens?
- Ladybug: Yes!
- The Hornet: Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your fucking eye socket.
- Ladybug: I said, "Yes!"
- The Elder: A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.
- Ladybug: He resents the farmer?
- Lemon: So how do plums have fucking resentments now?
- Lemon: Oh. So it can resent?
- The Elder: Listen. The White Death is the farmer.
- Ladybug: So we're the plums. We're the plums?
- Lemon: It don't make sense! Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?
- Maria Beetle: Are you hiding in a bathroom?
- Ladybug: Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets? They're a pleasure to the senses. If I had one in the chamber, I would rock this bad boy right now.
- Maria Beetle: Boundaries. We need boundaries.
- Maria Beetle: Are you nervous?
- Ladybug: Yeah, I'm nervous.
- Maria Beetle: You sound nervous.
- Ladybug: Because I am, in fact, nervous.
- [Ladybug and Tangerine are in the middle of a fight when a hostess enters the room. They both immediately stop fighting. The hostess offers them snacks and beverages in her native language]
- Tangerine: Oh, no thank you.
- Ladybug: You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?
- [She hands him a bottle of sparkling water]
- Ladybug: That's it. That's the one. Thank you. Domo arigato.
- [the hostess leaves. Ladybug takes a sip from the bottle]
- Ladybug: [to Tangerine] Sure you don't wanna talk this out?
- Tangerine: Not particularly, no.
- Ladybug: Ah, okay.
- [Ladybug hurls the bottle at Tangerine]
- Ladybug: [Ladybug and The Hornet have both been injected with The Hornet's venom syringe and Ladybug used her antivenom on himself. The Hornet is dying] You don't have another one? You've got to be better prepared! I'm mansplaining. I'm mansplaining again, I'm sorry.
- Ladybug: [the Hornet is struggling to breath] Can I get you something? You don't seem like a religious type.
- [She's grabbing at anything she can reach and pulls a water bottle off the table and pours it on her face]
- Ladybug: Water? Would you like some water? No? Want a blanket? Want me to hold your hand?
- Maria Beetle: [over the phone] Talk to me.
- Ladybug: I am ready. You are getting the new, improved me. Because if you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
- Maria Beetle: I think you might be forgetting what you do for a living. Take the gun.
- Ladybug: Every job I do, somebody dies. I'm not that guy anymore.
- Maria Beetle: Some conflicts require a gun.
- Ladybug: Okay. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?
- Maria Beetle: A briefcase. You said you wanted simple for your first job back. Doesn't get simpler.
- Ladybug: There's nothing simple about this job!
- Maria Beetle: There's something else going on here.
- Ladybug: Yeah, I'm not the only one on this train looking for this case.
- Ladybug: Man, fate for me is just another word for bad luck. And that, that follows me around like... I don't know, something witty.
- Maria Beetle: I think your new therapist might be forgetting what you do for a living, little Ladybug.
- Ladybug: Ladybug?
- Maria Beetle: Your new operational name.
- Ladybug: Ladybug? Really?
- Maria Beetle: You don't like it?
- Ladybug: Do you like it?
- Maria Beetle: I like it.
- Ladybug: Well, if you like it, all right.
- [after the bullet train crashed into the neighborhood; Prince gunshots, out of breath]
- Ladybug: Oh, my god.
- Prince: It's my luck that delivered... my father's corpse at my feet.
- Ladybug: The narcissism on this chick. Untreatable.
- Prince: [aims her gun] Now, I am--!
- Ladybug: Okay, wait, wait! Wait
- Prince: What?
- Ladybug: What is with this fucked-up family? You need some suggested reading, if I may. Surviving borderline personality disorder.
- Prince: What?
- Ladybug: I highly recommend it.
- Prince: No, I... I am The White Dea--!
- [Lemon in the truck runs her over, killing her]
- Ladybug: What was that? Was that kar... was that Karma?
- The Elder: Farewell, ten to um us hi.
- Kimura: [tosses the tangerine to Ladybug] Tangerine.