Chloë Grace Moretz credited as playing...
Mindy Macready • Hit-Girl
- Damon Macready: So... have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
- Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
- Damon Macready: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
- Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
- [Damon is stunned]
- Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
- Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!
- Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
- Hit-Girl: You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.
- Mindy Macready: Daddy, I'm scared.
- Damon Macready: Come on, Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
- Mindy Macready: Is it gonna hurt bad?
- Damon Macready: Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.
- Damon Macready: [testing her] A handgun bullet travels at... more than?
- Mindy Macready: 700 miles an hour.
- Damon Macready: 700 miles an hour; so, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
- Mindy Macready: [mumbles to herself] I hate getting punched in the chest.
- Damon Macready: [cocks gun] You're gonna be fine, baby doll!
- [he aims and fires, hitting her squarely in the chest; she goes flying off her feet, landing on her back]
- Damon Macready: [walking up to her as she pulls the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest hidden underneath her jacket] How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.
- Mindy Macready: [smiling] I wouldn't have been scared anyways!
- Damon Macready: That's my girl.
- Damon Macready: [helping her up] All right, up you get. Two more rounds and then home.
- Mindy Macready: Again?
- Damon Macready: Uh-huh.
- Mindy Macready: Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back.
- Damon Macready: The bowling alley?
- Mindy Macready: Yeah, and ice cream after.
- Damon Macready: [thinking about it for a second] Huh... okay. Two more rounds, no wincing... no whining... and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
- Mindy Macready: Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae!
- Damon Macready: Good call, baby doll!
- [shoots her again]
- Dave Lizewski: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
- Hit-Girl: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.
- Big Daddy: Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?
- Hit-Girl: Mm-hm... but getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.
- Big Daddy: That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... heh-heh.
- Hit-Girl: You're the kindest daddy in the whole world.
- Big Daddy: No, I just... I love you.
- Hit-Girl: I love you, too, Daddy. I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.
- Hit-Girl: [after Hit Girl and Kick-Ass land on the roof of Mindy's building with the jet-pack] Thanks, Kick-Ass. My daddy... he would have been proud of both of us.
- Dave Lizewski: [removes his mask] Dave.
- [extends his hand]
- Dave Lizewski: Dave Lizewski.
- Hit-Girl: [smiles] I know that, dumbass.
- [chuckles, then removes her own wig and mask]
- Hit-Girl: Mindy... Mindy Macready.
- [she extends her own hand and they shake as both a formal introduction and recognition of their new partnership]
- Damon Macready: [studying security videos and blueprints of Frank D'Amico's building] We've gotta get OVER it, on TOP of it, and then INTO it! Right in the middle of it!
- Mindy Macready: [looks up from other computer screen] Daddy, I think I found one. It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days.
- [slightly deflated as she looks at the price]
- Mindy Macready: Ah, It's,,, three hundred thousand bucks.
- Damon Macready: [walks around the desk to examine her discovery on the the computer screen] Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?
- [sees what's on the screen]
- Damon Macready: Oooohhhhhhhh, my gosh! That is COOL.
- Mindy Macready: [smiling] Yeah!
- Damon Macready: Add to shopping cart.
- Mindy Macready: Okay.
- [Dave sees Hit Girl studying security cam footage]
- Dave Lizewski: Is this Frank D'Amico's place? All that security? Are you crazy?
- Hit-Girl: My mom already died for nothing, so I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing too.
- Dave Lizewski: You can't do this on your own.
- Hit-Girl: Exactly. You wanna deal with owing my dad? Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
- [Big Daddy shoots a man about to sneak up on Hit Girl and kill her]
- Damon Macready: Now Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
- Hit-Girl: To the wall, Daddy, I know. Um, it-it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.
- Damon Macready: Thank you.