Mark Strong credited as playing...
Frank D'Amico
- Huge Goon: [barging into Frank's office where Frank almost shoots him] Whoa! It's only me, boss. Everything's under control.
- [slowly creeps over to the bazooka while Frank and Chris stare at him]
- Chris D'Amico: Un... under control? You're grabbing a fucking bazooka, you dumbass!
- Huge Goon: [looks at Frank] Sir?
- Frank D'Amico: Do it.
- [Chris hands his father a list]
- Frank D'Amico: What the hell is this?
- Chris D'Amico: It's-it's everything I need, and... you may have to screw someone over, like Louie or something.
- Big Joe: Louie? Whoa, hey, Chris, uh-uh.
- Chris D'Amico: Or... or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.
- Big Joe: [clicks fingers] Tony.
- Chris D'Amico: Tony.
- Frank D'Amico: Tony?
- Chris D'Amico: I hate Tony.
- Big Joe: Yeah, fuck Tony. He's a scumbag.
- Chris D'Amico: I-I swear, Dad, if you let me do this, it's gonna work.
- Frank D'Amico: [takes a moment then hands the paper back] Tony.
- Frank D'Amico: I gotta send a public service message to the people out there that being a superhero is bad for your health.
- Chris D'Amico: You better fire this asshole!
- Frank D'Amico: Ignore him, S.. A bazooka?
- [the huge goon nods]
- Frank D'Amico: Okay.
- Frank D'Amico: [in falsetto voice] Mommy, I want a Kick-Ass party!
- [normal voice]
- Frank D'Amico: Dumb little fucks.
- Frank D'Amico: [standing over Hit Girl] God, I wish I had a son like you. Time for a family reunion.