Michael Cera credited as playing...
Michael Cera
- Michael Cera: Hey, does this coke smell funny?
- [blows cocaine into Christopher's face]
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Oh, fuck, Michael. I've never done cocaine.
- Michael Cera: Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time.
- Michael Cera: [after everyone at James Franco's party runs outside and sees that the Hollywood Hills are engulfed in flames] Wait, wait, wait! Everybody listen up! Listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin empty your pockets!
- Martin Starr: What?
- Michael Cera: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! Unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people!
- Seth Rogen: No one took your fucking cell phone...
- Michael Cera: [the ground begins to crack under Michael's feet] Three! Two! One! Zero!
- Seth Rogen: [a light pole begins to fall towards Michael] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Michael! Michael! Michael!
- [the light pole crashes through Michael's chest]
- Jay Baruchel: There were people and they were there and they got... sucked up into the sky.
- James Franco: Sucked up into the sky. Nobody got sucked up in here.
- Michael Cera: I got sucked off here.