Nick Offerman credited as playing...
Deputy Chief Hardy
- Deputy Chief Hardy: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
- Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
- Deputy Chief Hardy: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
- Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
- Deputy Chief Hardy: We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice.
- Jenko: [is asked if he knows the Miranda Rights] Look, it obviously starts with... you have the right to remain silent...
- Schmidt: [whispers] You have the right to an attorney.
- Jenko: You have the right to remain... an attorney.
- Deputy Chief Hardy: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
- Schmidt: You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.
- Jenko: Where do we report to?
- Deputy Chief Hardy: Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right.