Jason Lee credited as playing...
Dave
- Alvin, Simon: [answer the phone] Hello?
- Dave: Boys, it's me.
- Simon: DAVE!
- Alvin: Dave, as in "Dave"?
- [the nurse is holding Dave's phone for him to talk into in his hospital room in Paris]
- Dave: Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.
- [smiles]
- Alvin: Have a little faith, Dave!
- Theodore: Yeah!
- [falls off the pot rack]
- Theodore: Mayday!
- [lands on a pan with too much force, which crashes to the floor]
- Dave: [his smile fades] What was that?
- Simon: [whispers to Alvin] Don't stress him out.
- Alvin: Uh, that was Aunt Jackie. Yeah. She's making us a zesty five-course meal.
- [chuckles]
- Dave: Really? Well, can I talk to her?
- Theodore: She's practicing her pole dancing.
- [Alvin and Simon look at each other, incredulous, and Theodore just shrugs, not knowing what he said.]
- Dave: Pole dancing? What happened to making dinner? Guys, what's going on?
- Alvin: Gotta go, Dave!
- Dave: Alvin, I'm not kidding.
- Alvin: Feel better!
- Dave: ALVIII-!
- Alvin: [hangs up, cutting Dave off] Yep, nobody does that better than him.
- Alvin: Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us.
- Dave: Alvin, what did you say?
- Alvin: Well, the Chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to.
- Dave: Alvin...
- Alvin: Ok! This one's for Dave! Everybody shake what your mama gave ya! Whoo!
- Dave: Alvin, take it easy out there. You gotta share the spotlight.
- Alvin: You got it, Dave!
- [Alvin starts to return to the stage, but Dave steps on his guitar cable, stopping him in his tracks.]
- Alvin: [understandably annoyed] Uh, DAAAVE?
- Dave: I'm serious, Alvin. This is a charity benefit. It's not all about you.
- Alvin: Sorry Dave, I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name!
- [Alvin unplugs his guitar and bounds back to the stage. Perhaps he should have invested in a wireless system.]