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Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep in It's Complicated (2009)

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It's Complicated

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  • Jane: Do you poke smot?
  • Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
  • Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
  • Adam: Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!
  • Jake: I'm sorry.
  • Jane: How far back does that 'sorry' go?
  • Jake: How far back do you need it to go?
  • Jane: Wa-ay back.
  • Jake: Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
  • Jane: Jane?
  • Jane: Hi.
  • Adam: Did you get this high from *one* hit?
  • Jane: Yeeeaaaaaahhh!
  • Jane: Fancy a toke?
  • Harley: Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke weed.
  • Jane: Me neither.
  • [takes a drag]
  • Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
  • Jane: It probably would have worked, if you hadn't been married.
  • Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't.
  • Jane: I don't regret it either.
  • Jane: Oh! It's official! We are having an affair!
  • Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
  • Jane: Because that's what this is!
  • Jane: I like a lot of semen, always have.
  • Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
  • Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
  • Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.
  • Jake: Home Sweet Home.
  • Jake: And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!
  • Jake: And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
  • Jane: I was going to call you last night, and then you wouldn't of taken the call. It would have of gone on for months and!
  • Adam: I would have taken the call!
  • Jake: [Discussing Jane's lack of a bikini wax] You've gone native. I dig it.
  • Jake: You know what they say, "People who live in nursing homes that have plants live longer than the people without plants."

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