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Quotes
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Tucker Max : Here's to the people we've met, and the people we've fucked And to those of us who have had no such luck Here's to beer in the glass and vodka in the cup Here's to poking her in the ass so she won't get knocked up Here's to all of you and here's to me... Together as friends we should always be... But if we should ever disagree... Then fuck all of you and here's to me!
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Club Patron : That'll be another $120!
Tucker Max : [to the Feminist girls] Holy shit! You guys aren't worth that much
Melissa : [smugly] Oh our company is priceless.
Drew : If it lacks a price... It's probably worthless.
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Tucker Max : I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England.
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Tucker Max : Exercise is supposed to be good, let's play some hoops.
Drew : We have class... That place we pay 35 grand a year to attend between happy hours.
Tucker Max : Eh, that place is dumb.