Cars 2 (2011)
Michael Caine: Finn McMissile
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Quotes
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Finn McMissile : I never properly introduced myself: Finn McMissile, British Intelligence.
Mater : Tow Mater, average intelligence.
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[Mater has been outfitted for his undercover mission]
Holley Shiftwell : So Mater, it's voice-activated. But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
Mater : What? I thought you was supposed to be making me a dee-sguise.
Mater's Computer : Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated.
[the computer uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]
Mater : Haha. Cool! Hey, computer, make me a German truck!
Mater's Computer : Request acknowledged.
[Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]
Mater : Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!
Mater's Computer : Request acknowledged.
[Mater wears a vampire costume]
Mater : What the? Hahahaha.
Mater : [Transylvanian accent] I vant to siphon your gas! Haha! Now make me a taco truck!
Mater's Computer : Request acknowledged.
[Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
Mater : A funny car!
Mater's Computer : Request acknowleged.
[He becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise]
Finn McMissile : [turns off the hologram] The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.
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Mater : Excuse me, ma'am.
[expels exhaust]
Mater : Dadgum pistachio ice cream.
Holley Shiftwell : This cannot be him.
Finn McMissile : Is he American?
Mater : [swinging his tow cable] Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky!
Holley Shiftwell : Extremely.
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Lightning McQueen : The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know.
Mater : Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning McQueen : Yeah.
Finn McMissile : We couldn't figure that one out, either.
Holley Shiftwell : Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode.
Lightning McQueen : Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe.
Fillmore : If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead wrong man...
[points to Sarge]
Fillmore : It was him.
Sarge : Once big oil, always big oil... man.
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Finn McMissile : Siddeley? Paris, tout de suite.
Mater : Yeah, two of dem sweets for me too, Sid.
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Finn McMissile : [Captured with Holley in the Big Bentley clock] What are you doing?
Holley Shiftwell : Trying to turn back time. If I can just reverse the polarity...
Finn McMissile : Good job! Quick thinking, Holley!
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Finn McMissile : Being killed by a clock. Gives a whole new meaning to "Your time has come".
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Finn McMissile : Now, that's how I like to start the day - you never feel more alive than when you're almost dead.
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Finn McMissile : Mater, what would you say to setting up an informal task force on this one?
Mater : Wait. What?
Finn McMissile : You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater : Well, yeah, I live right next to one. I don't know, Finn. I ain't exactly been much help to anybody recently.
Finn McMissile : You're helping me. Please, Mater.
Mater : Well, OK. But you know I'm just a tow truck, right?
Finn McMissile : Right. And I'm just in the import-export business.
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Finn McMissile : Mater, are these cars considered lemons?
Mater : Is the Popemobile Catholic?
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Finn McMissile : Calculate the fastest way to...
Holley Shiftwell : [wings are suddenly appearing out of her] Done!
Finn McMissile : Oh, Miss Shiftwell...
Holley Shiftwell : They're standard issue now.
Finn McMissile : You kids get all the good hardware.
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Acer : Finn McMissile? But you're dead!
Finn McMissile : Then this shouldn't hurt at all!
[Finn McMissile sprays the fire extinguisher at Acer]
