Nick Searcy credited as playing...
Matt Keough
- Grady Fuson: Artie, who do you like?
- Scout Artie: I like Perez. He's got a classy swing; its a real clean stroke.
- Scout Barry: He can't hit a curve ball.
- Scout Artie: Yeah, there's some work to be done, I'll admit that.
- Scout Barry: Yeah, there is.
- Scout Artie: But he is noticeable.
- Matt Keough: And an ugly girlfriend.
- Scout Barry: What does that mean?
- Matt Keough: Ugly girlfriend means no confidence.
- Scout Barry: OK.
- [Beane buries his head in hands out of frustration with the conversation]
- John Poloni: Now you guys are full of it. Artie's right. This guy's got an attitude and an attitude is good. I mean it's the kind of guy who walks into a room and his dick has already been there for two minutes.
- Phil Pote: He passes the eye candy test. He's got the looks. He's great at playing the part. He just needs to get some playing time.
- Matt Keough: I'm just saying his girlfriend is a 6 at best.