Back to the Woods

David Letterman: Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Now please welcome out next guest Mr.James Woods.

[Peter shows up in a suit]

David Letterman: Wait a minute, you're not James Woods.

Peter Griffin: [shows Dave his cards] Oh I believe I am. Driver's licence. Social Security. American Master Card.

James Woods: What the hell is he doing?

David Letterman: Wow, I guess you are James Woods. Now let me understand what are you here to promote James?

Peter Griffin: Well Dave I have a hilarious new comedy coming out on HBO next month. It's all about 9/11. The movie's called September 11 Two thousand Fun.

[Audience gasps]

James Woods: No. No. No. No. No.

David Letterman: James that sounds unbeliveably offensive to Americans.

Peter Griffin: What you haven't heard what the movie's all about. I play a window washer who has just finished washing the last window of the World Trade Center and then I turn around to get off the scaffold and what do I see coming, a plane. And I go 'Come on'. You it's real old style comedy. It's like two pies in the face and one in the field of Pennsylvania.

David Letterman: James, I don't want to hear anymore about this.

Peter Griffin: And the voice of the plane is David Spade.

James Woods: What, I would never work with David Spade. That dwarf, that skinny chicken shit.