Henry Spencer: First off, your accent is terrible. It's disgraceful, really. You sound like that El Pollo Loco guy. And then, there you go, turning your back on Reynaldo even after he defended you when you were accused of Maria's kidnapping. Come on!
Shawn Spencer: First of all, I am *trying* to sound like the El Pollo Loco guy. And secondly, Reynaldo turned his back on me when he slept with Maria in the first place.
Henry Spencer: Oh, come on, he would have given you half the reward money. Where's your integrity? It makes you look like such a bad person!
[pause]
Shawn Spencer: I'm Shawn. Those are things my character, Chad, did. I play him on TV. It's Shawn. Shawnie. Look into your boy's eyes.
[puts his hand on Henry's shoulder]
Shawn Spencer: It's me, Papa.
Henry Spencer: [shakes off Shawn's hand] Don't be an idiot. I'm not one of your fans. I barely even like you.
