Johnny Simmons credited as playing...
Chip Dove
- Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
- Chip Dove: I know.
- Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.
- Chip Dove: [Jennifer is levitating in the air, about 20 feet above the pool of water.] She can fly?
- Needy Lesnicky: [matter-of-factly] She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.
- Jennifer Check: [mad] God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater!
- Chip Dove: Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!
- Chip's Mom: Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?
- Chip Dove: Lasagna with teeth?
- Chip's Mom: You heard.
- Chip Dove: I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but...
- Needy Lesnicky: Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.
- Chip Dove: Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.
- Chip Dove: [Needy is changing] Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
- Needy Lesnicky: It's a rock show. This is my rock look.
- Chip Dove: Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...
- Needy Lesnicky: I've been through the Occult section of the library five times.
- Chip Dove: Our library has an Occult section?
- Needy Lesnicky: Yeah, it's um, it's really small.
- Chip Dove: [about to die, apologizing to Needy] And you look really hot in that dress.
- [which it obviously isn't]
- Needy Lesnicky: You're delirious.
- Jennifer Check: Needy and Colin were intimate. And by that, I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis.
- Chip Dove: I don't know...
- [shakes his head]
- Jennifer Check: She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. Okay? Total varsity moves.