Stephen Dervan credited as playing...
Wayne Floyd
- Wayne Floyd: I'm like a fine wine. I need about 35 years to reach perfection. The lady that gets Wayne Floyd? She'll get the complete package.
- Terrell Sanders: You mean 'complete wreckage'.
- Wayne Floyd: Nah. 255 pounds of pure love. All you need to make marriage work is a little bit of romance, and that comes from right here.
- [outlines his heart]
- Terrell Sanders: That's easy to say when you've never been married. It's a lot harder than you think, man.
- Wayne Floyd: One day I'm going to walk in with a tanned beauty on my arm. I'll show you how easy it can be.
- Terrell Sanders: Man, the only thing you'll come in here with hanging from your arm is a bucket of chicken.