The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Grasshopper Experiment (2007)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Wolowitz : Is it just me, or does web chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless.
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Howard Wolowitz : I bet they love "Scrubs".
Sheldon : What's there not to love.
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Raj Koothrappali : [to Sheldon] If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath!
Leonard : I'm not hitting on her!
Lalita : And I am not your lady!
Wolowitz : And you have no wrath.
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Wolowitz : The last girl my mom set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.
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Penny : [Penny is practicing mixing drinks] Okay, who's next
Howard Wolowitz : I'd like to try a slippery nipple.
Penny : Okay, you're cut off.
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Howard Wolowitz : [calling Lalita pretending to be Raj] So, what are you wearing?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Wait a minute. What's the plan here? Lets say he meets her, he likes her, they get married. What's he gonna do, stay drunk for the rest of his life?
Howard Wolowitz : Worked for my parents.
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Sheldon Cooper : How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Howard Wolowitz : Every year at Comic Con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house... Of course, they prefer it if you have a kid.
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Raj Koothrappali : [after Sheldon leaves with Lalita] What just happened?
Leonard Hofstadter : Beats the hell out of me.
Howard Wolowitz : I'll tell you what happened. I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.
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Raj Koothrappali : Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!
Leonard : ...Um, Raj...
Wolowitz : No no, let's see how long it takes him.
Penny : Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!
Sheldon : And now we'll never know.