Jason Statham credited as playing...
Chev Chelios
- Chev Chelios: [catches up with Johnny Vang after chase] Did I just drop some change
- [grabs Johnny Vang by neck]
- Chev Chelios: or did I hear a chink?
- Chev Chelios: I lost the belt battery, doc.
- Doc Miles: How long ago?
- Chev Chelios: Over an hour.
- Doc Miles: Jesus Christ, that's not fucking possible Chevy! You should be dead... fine, nevermind.
- Chinese Doctor 1: [following exchange the two Chinese doctors was in Chinese possibly Mandarin/Cantonese.Subtitles shown] How long can we keep him alive?
- Chinese Doctor 2: Maybe long time.He die hard with a vengeance.
- Chinese Doctor 1: Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. Lungs,pancreas,bladder...
- Chinese Doctor 2: What comes out next?
- Chinese Doctor 1: Boss gave specific order.
- [the doctor takes out a diagram of a body showing all the organs they are going to take out and circles Chev's penis as the next thing to be removed.At this point Chev is looking at the diagram and realizes whats going on]
- Chev Chelios: Fuck that.
- [Chev proceeds to beat the crap out of the two doctors]
- Chev Chelios: [upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog] You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?
- Ria: [to Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!
- Cypress Triad Hood #1: What?
- Chev Chelios: Where's Johnny Vang?
- Cypress Triad Hood #1: You looking to get your ass killed dawg?
- Ria: You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!
- Chev Chelios: Wrong expression.
- Venus: You're Chev Chelios, right? The sickest, most wicked-ist motherfucker that ever vaporized motherfuckers in cold-blood, right?
- Chev Chelios: Yeah, that's me.
- Low Rider #1: Damn, dog. You good, ese?
- Chev Chelios: Tiger fucking Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my fucking life.
- Chev Chelios: [looking into Johnny's cooler] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin' core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. What the fuck is that?
- [Doc Miles' cell phone rings]
- Doc Miles: Hello, Doc Miles.
- Chev Chelios: Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.
- [Doc Miles spits out his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]
- Doc Miles: Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!
- Chev Chelios: [Holding Ricky's head] Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other all the time?
- Ricky Verona: [Weakly] Water...
- Chev Chelios: H20? Coming right up!
- [Kicks Ricky's head into the nearby pool]
- Long Beach Nose Punch Triad: [points a two tone Springfield XD pistol at Chev] Lost?
- Chev Chelios: Nope.
- [parries the gun out of the gunman's hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out]
- Don Kim: You know what you are, Chev Chelios?
- Chev Chelios: Tell me.
- Don Kim: You... are a shit magnet.
- Chev Chelios: [Holding Ricky's head] Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other?
- Ricky Verona: [Weakly] Water...
- Chev Chelios: H20? Coming right up!
- [Kicks Ricky's head into the nearby pool]
- Chev Chelios: [after being told by Doc Miles about finding someone to rub against, he starts rubbing a spectator's arm and the spectator pushes him off] Terrific race.
- [Points to the horse he picked]
- Chev Chelios: That's a great horse, mate.
- [continues rubbing his arm]
- Hollywood Park Guy: What the fuck, man? What the fuck?
- Chev Chelios: You did it! Mate, that was all you.
- Chev Chelios: A man who calls himself The Ferret.
- Venus: El Huron.
- Chev Chelios: You know him?
- Venus: No. It means The Ferret in Spanish.