Ken Jeong credited as playing...
Mr. Chow
- Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me?
- Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
- Stu Price: That is not Doug.
- Mr. Chow: What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
- Stu Price: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
- Alan Garner: The Doug we're looking for is a white.
- Mr. Chow: [as he closes his car window slowly, his head trails the closing gap] Toodle-oo, motherfuckers.
- [whoops like a native]
- [Alan falls from the window of the car because the door on the passenger side doesn't open]
- Mr. Chow: [laughs obnoxiously] Funny fat guy fall on face!
- Mr. Chow: I want my purse back, assholes.
- Phil Wenneck: What, your purse?
- Alan Garner: That's not a purse. That's a satchel!
- Mr. Chow: It's a purse! Okay? And you steal from wrong guy!