Jonny Lee Miller credited as playing...
Roger Collins
- Barnabas Collins: [holds a fork] I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware.
- Roger Collins: How can you tell? Those are exact replicas.
- Barnabas Collins: Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch.
- Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Yes, you mentioned that you had a terrible silver allergy.
- [Barnabas hoists up Roger]
- Roger Collins: What are you d...?
- Barnabas Collins: I am about to do something so repellent, it sickens me to my very core!... I am going to give you a choice: you can either devote every waking moment to being an exemplary father to young David.
- Roger Collins: Or...?
- Barnabas Collins: Or you can leave, with sufficient funds to provide for the rest of your life.
- Barnabas Collins: The Collins have always held the biggest and most expensive balls.
- Roger Collins: That's what I've been saying, this family needs more balls!
- Barnabas Collins: Balls are demonstration of power. Balls are how the ruling class remains ruling class.
- Roger Collins: Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls.
- Barnabas Collins: Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.