Jack Carpenter credited as playing...
Rich Munsch
- [from trailer]
- Denis Cooverman: I'm just trying to make it through the night alive.
- Rich Munsch: You're not alive unless you're livin'.
- Rich Munsch: [while running from Kevin] No, Denis! Denis, have you ever seen any of the Friday the 13ths? You run upstairs, you die!
- [last lines]
- Rich Munsch: What? No, it has to be a grand gesture.
- Denis Cooverman: Like what?
- Rich Munsch: You know where she lives, go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.
- Denis Cooverman: That's stalking, Rich.
- Rich Munsch: No, it's not stalking if you love the person. You got to like grab her and throw her in the car and take her someplace where it can be the two of you.
- Denis Cooverman: Now that's kidnapping.
- Rich Munsch: It's romantic... Okay, first we're going to need some rope and duct tape.
- Rich Munsch: Okay, I got an idea. I'm Robin Hood. You're Friar Tuck. We get your dad's camcorder and we do a shot-for-shot re-creation of their climactic sword fight... using our boners.
- Mr. C: It's okay just to have fun sometimes... sometimes you just hafta say what the "F"!
- Rich Munsch: Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983, Paul Brickman, except he didn't say "F", he said... fuck!
- Mr. C: You know what I mean... Carpe diem!
- Rich Munsch: Aww, I didn't know you were such a movie buff, Mr C. Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.
- Mr. C: Yes, Thank you, Rich; we know. It's good, come here, please.
- [long pause, then whispers]
- Mr. C: There are condoms in my bedside table.
- Rich Munsch: Do you like know exactly how many there are?
- Mr. C: They are not... toys
- [Mr C. exits]
- Denis Cooverman: I think my dad wants us to have sex
- Rich Munsch: With each other?
- Denis Cooverman: No!
- Beth Cooper: [looking up at the facade of the huge mansion] Shit my panties!
- Denis Cooverman: This is Valli Woolley's house. We - we can't go in here!
- Rich Munsch: Why? Because you called her a stuck-up bitch in front of the whole school?
- Beth Cooper: Don't worry about Valli. She's usually upstairs with a guy by now.
- Cammy: Yeah. If she gives you shit, just go for her throat.
- [makes slashing motion]
- Cammy: She'll be protecting her nose.
- Treece: Her nose was a graduation present
- [they chuckle]
- Cammy: Bitch!
- Rich Munsch: I'm, like, the least notable person in this car. When we all die, I'll be referred to as "fifth student."