Hayden Panettiere credited as playing...
Beth Cooper
- Beth Cooper: [after Denis' public declaration of love] You embarrassed me.
- Denis Cooverman: Uh...
- Beth Cooper: But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live.
- Beth Cooper: You see the thing is high school was great for me. Had a great, great ride... and now it's over. You? You're gonna go off and become a doctor and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are. But this? This is about it for me. Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be... ordinary.
- Denis Cooverman: Wow... that's umm... such bullshit. Cause the Beth Cooper I know? The Beth Cooper that I now know is the most alive person... I've ever met. The Beth Cooper I know she's not gonna have an ordinary life she's gonna have an amazing life. Slightly insane but, never uninteresting, always ass-kicking, life.
- Beth Cooper: How do you know that?
- Denis Cooverman: Cause I'm a very smart guy.
- [from trailer]
- Beth Cooper: [shopping at a convenience store, picks up bag of Suzie-Q's] Suzie-Q's, yum!
- Denis Cooverman: My mom says yum.
- Beth Cooper: [seductively] Yum.
- Denis Cooverman: Not like that.
- Denis Cooverman: I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.
- Beth Cooper: Let me tell you something. All boys are pathetic.
- Denis Cooverman: Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. And sorry for all the wars and stuff.
- Beth Cooper: You're funny.
- Denis Cooverman: [accidentally walked in on Beth and her girlfriends in a locker room as they've stripped off and put their clothes on towels] Sorry.
- Beth Cooper: Denis, don't be shy.
- [drops her towel]
- Denis Cooverman: Ah, God, oh...
- [a now nude Beth runs to the shower]
- Treece: Hey, spaceboy, come get wet!
- [she and Cammy run to the shower and throw off their towels]
- Beth Cooper: [looking up at the facade of the huge mansion] Shit my panties!
- Denis Cooverman: This is Valli Woolley's house. We - we can't go in here!
- Rich Munsch: Why? Because you called her a stuck-up bitch in front of the whole school?
- Beth Cooper: Don't worry about Valli. She's usually upstairs with a guy by now.
- Cammy: Yeah. If she gives you shit, just go for her throat.
- [makes slashing motion]
- Cammy: She'll be protecting her nose.
- Treece: Her nose was a graduation present
- [they chuckle]
- Cammy: Bitch!
- Denis Cooverman: So, Beth, uh,
- [nervous chuckle]
- Denis Cooverman: I just wanna say thanks for rescuing me... back there after you hit me with your car. That was pretty cool.
- Beth Cooper: No, you ran *into* my car. And I'm not rescuing you.
- Denis Cooverman: You know what? This isn't fun anymore.
- Beth Cooper: Who said it's supposed to be fun?