RocknRolla (2008)
Gerard Butler: One Two
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Quotes
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Handsome Bob : Five years, you know, I don't know if I can handle it...
One Two : I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay, or whatever it is you call it, I don't know. I mean, there's gonna be plenty of your lot in there. You'll probably love it.
Handsome Bob : Oh, God...
[pause]
One Two : What... what exactly is it that you... that you want to do to me, then, Bob?
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One Two : Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
Handsome Bob : What have I got to cheer up about? I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10 tomorrow night.
One Two : Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay? So tonight is take-off time. And we have got a party planned for you, my man! We got a couple of grams of "hurry up" and four "Jack the Rippers". We've got the Harris twins, probably the most expensive escort girls ever to have escorted; got the night off from the Russians and they have been greased down just for the Bobski!
[Handsome Bob rubs his eyes]
One Two : Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
Handsome Bob : It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just...
One Two : What? It's just what?
Handsome Bob : You wouldn't understand...
One Two : Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair. I'd understand anything coming from you.
Handsome Bob : Would you?
One Two : Bob, you're my best mate.
Handsome Bob : You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two.
One Two : Okay.
Handsome Bob : I want you.
[One Two chuckles, but Handsome Bob remains serious]
One Two : Dirty bastard... You dirty bastard!
[stops the car and gets out]
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One Two : Let's go get those papers from your boyfriend. And drop me off on the way. I'm going back to bed.
Handsome Bob : Can I come?
[One Two slaps him]
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One Two : Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them.
Handsome Bob : I told you, you wouldn't understand!
One Two : What, I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homo? You're Handsome Bob! You're Handsome Bob, the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are! Do you hear me, Bob? I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my fucking cock!
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One Two : So you don't wanna know what happened?
Stella : I know what happened. Hollandaise?
One Two : I see you ordered already.
Stella : You were late. Shouldn't you have taken precautions?
One Two : Precautions?
Stella : Well, that's your job, isn't it? I didn't realize.
One Two : Realize? Realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns? With war criminals attached to the trigger?
[cue big getaway sequence by the Wild Bunch]
One Two : You know what, darling? I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here, under the table for you, okey? Goodbye, sweetheart. You're way too dangerous for me.
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Malcolm : Okay, gentlemen, let's go. First, my colleague Paul will be modeling the 'gray wolf.' I must apologize for my assistant's handicaps. He has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neck. Now while I agree it doesn't seem the right time of year to be acquiring a coat with such thermal efficiency...
One Two : It is the middle of fucking summer.
Malcolm : However, Christmas is always around the corner!
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One Two : Abandon ship!