Crispin Glover credited as playing...
Stayne - Knave of Hearts
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?
- The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite.
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name?
- The Red Queen: Um.
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind.
- The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT!
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.
- The Mad Hatter: [as Stayne clutches his throat]
- [strained]
- The Mad Hatter: Already lost them.
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Alice has escaped.
- [Red Queen slaps him]
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: On the Bandersnatch.
- [Red Queen slaps him again]
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: With the Vorpal Sword.
- [Red Queen slaps him again]
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: We're looking for the girl called Alice.
- The Mad Hatter: Speaking of the Queen, here's a little song we used to sing in her honor:
- The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up..."
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Wraps arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her you'll lose your heads.
- The Mad Hatter: *Already lost them.* All together now!
- The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle..."
- The Red Queen: Ilosovic Stayne, you Knave. Where have you been lurking?
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Majesty, I have found... the Oraculum.
- [unrolls it with a flourish]
- The Red Queen: Is that it? Seems so ordinary for an oracle.
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [pointing] Look here, on the Frabjous Day.
- The Red Queen: [frowning] I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Is it Alice?
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: I believe it is.
- The Red Queen: What's she doing to my darling Jabberwocky?
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [examining his gloves, deadpan] She appears to be slaying it.
- The Red Queen: [angry] She killed my Jabberbabywocky?
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Not yet, but it will happen if we don't stop her.
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Um forced herself on me. I told her my heart belongs to you-she's obsessed with me.
- Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Alice... Of course, why didn't I see it? Well, it has been a long time and you were such a little tyke then.