30 Rock (TV Series)

The Fighting Irish (2007)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

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• [Tracy is seeking a religion for publicity] 

  Tracy Jordan : Hey, Jack's brother: What religion are you? This one sounds really expensive and gay.

  Eddie Donaghy : Oh, well, uh, I'm Irish Catholic. Now, I know there's been a lot of controversy around the church lately, ya know, because of The Da Vinci Code, but what's great is you can do anything - anything - and as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven.

  Tracy Jordan : I'm Irish Catholic.

• Tracy Jordan : So, what's your religion, Liz Lemon?

  Liz Lemon : Hmm, I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.

• Tracy Jordan : Hey, Liz Lemon: Do you know where I could find a good church?

  Liz Lemon : How good? Like, Judaism-good, or just, like, Unitarian?

• Tracy Jordan : My attorney told me I should join a church preemptively, 'cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.

• Tracy Jordan : Hey, did you hear the good news, J.D.? I'm Irish Catholic now, like you, Regis, and the Pope.

  Jack Donaghy : Oh, ho ho, no you're not. The church already has enough lawsuits.

  Tracy Jordan : See, I can screw up now, and then just go to confession. No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters.

  Jack Donaghy : That's not how it works, Tracy. Even though there is the whole confession thing, that's no free pass, because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply... eating tacos in the park, there is always the crushing guilt.

  Tracy Jordan : I don't think I want that. I'm out.

  [Jack turns to leave] 

  Jack Donaghy : [to himself]  Somehow, I feel oddly guilty about that.

  [Jack crosses himself]