30 Rock (TV Series)

The Fighting Irish (2007)

Scott Adsit: Pete Hornberger

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• Pete Hornberger : Hey, Liz! Hey! You can't fire the other Liz unless she's in the bottom ten percent.

  Liz Lemon : Uh, you can just tell she is, by her stupid face.

  Pete Hornberger : You're a better person than this.

  Liz Lemon : Jack has given me absolute power. I am the decider.

  Pete Hornberger : Okay, you can't just do this.

  Liz Lemon : I'm not gonna just do anything. I have a plan. Step one: befriend the enemy and gather information. Then, use the information to drive her into the bottom ten percent.

  Pete Hornberger : Good lord! Your eyes - you look like that lady astronaut who tried to kidnap that other woman.

  Liz Lemon : Hey, that was a lady with a plan. Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours - blam-o!

• Liz Lemon : Ten percent? I can't fire any of these people!

  Pete Hornberger : Who cares? Getting fired is better than getting killed by my wife, with those big farm-people hands crushing my windpipe.

  Liz Lemon : Everything okay at home, buddy?

• Pete Hornberger : Remember that little secret I told you about Hornberger family planning?

  Liz Lemon : You mean that you flat-out lied about getting a vasectomy? Don't tell me *that* backfired.